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Old 05-18-2001, 09:31 PM
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READ THIS, it is FUNNY
Can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees
and has the following statistics:


29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have indirectly or directly bankrupt at least 2 business
3 have done time for assualt
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots who crank out hundreds of new laws
designed to keep the rest of us in line!
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Old 05-18-2001, 09:34 PM
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LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Old 05-18-2001, 09:56 PM
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Old 05-18-2001, 10:02 PM
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Re: READ THIS, it is FUNNY
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Originally posted by Termina_GP4
Can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees
and has the following statistics:


29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have indirectly or directly bankrupt at least 2 business
3 have done time for assualt
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots who crank out hundreds of new laws
designed to keep the rest of us in line!
Heh I've read this somewhere else before, forgot but I don't doubt its credibility! This easily reflects the corruption that can be found within our own government
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Old 05-18-2001, 10:06 PM
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As it happens, England's Deputy Prime Minister started a fistfight with someone who threw an egg at him very recently. So you're not the only ones who have stupid politicians.
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Old 05-18-2001, 10:19 PM
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I saw a site similiar to that, it's like "Have You Given a H.......
to this man?" (Picture of Bill Clinton) Over 294 people said yes.
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Old 05-18-2001, 10:26 PM
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yo termina.
oh, and about that thing with the politician in england, if you were hit by an egg from under a foot away at fll pelt, would you just carry on walking or trn around and give the fella a beating? i know what i wold do, therefore that politician was in the right heh
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Old 05-18-2001, 10:27 PM
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Our prime minister doesn't speak english very good. And I don't think he speaks french very well either.
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Old 05-18-2001, 10:29 PM
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Our prime minister doesn't speak english very good. And I don't think he speaks french very well either.
you r canadian i presume?
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Old 05-18-2001, 10:35 PM
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Looks like it.
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Old 05-18-2001, 10:50 PM
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Old 05-18-2001, 11:31 PM
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damnit, so most of them have commited crimes and such...wow
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Re: READ THIS, it is FUNNY
Quote:
Originally posted by Termina_GP4
Can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees
and has the following statistics:


29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have indirectly or directly bankrupt at least 2 business
3 have done time for assualt
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots who crank out hundreds of new laws
designed to keep the rest of us in line!
Thats the government for ya ;P
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