Damasca is fun! Read!

[freddyfox]

Well hi, kids! Uncle vermain here, and I'm about to tell you about my fun fun experience on Damasca!

What a super fun server! First, I find out you have to download 900 K worth of graphics to "fully enjoy the server." I think I'd rather not "fully enjoy the server" then sit on my butt for half a day waiting for the stupid thing to download.

Of course, I had the choice to choose between "mind" or "sword". I chose mind. Then, I had to choose my kingdom. I chose the Althorn or Althirn or something like that. Then I was supposed to "touch a rock" to transport. I touched it and prepared myself for the wonderful Damasca world!

....which is an exact copy of Zelda 3's world! Hurray! I was greeted by a boat and was supposed to journey onto it. "How does it leave the lake" I ask. Simple dumby, there's a portal to the sea! It all makes sense!

So I arrive in a poorly tiled island. "No problem" I think. I enter another portal and I am immediatly killed by a well-coded basalisk! Fun!

So I arrive back at the starting rock place (Which can be considered as a "dumb thing"). I find I have no sword, so I ask my friend Malus how I do. Apparently, they haven't coded the sword giving thing into the game yet! Haha! That crazy Kirath!

I touch the rock again, and I am transported to some other weird place. I buy some mining equipment (Which doesn't work) and I eventually emerge in some town. I then toall saying that Tyne is making a new server, and boom, I am suddenly in jail! Wheee!

I find out DaKreep put me there. When questioned, he said that I advertised another server (That is pretty much non-existant right now) and so I "hacked" the server! I then proceeded to hack at my computer for spewing out such a horrid, vile playerworld.

This is a stupid server. It has no meaning, is confusing, and you AREN'T EVEN WARPED TO YOUR STUPID KINGDOM WHEN YOU BEGIN!

Final Scores:
Graphics: 6
NPC's: 5
Understandability: -3
Customer Support: -64
Overall Score: 3

Too bad they scrapped the old Damasca and came out with this lump of smoldering car parts.

[FatherDante]

Thanks for the info, Vermain. Now we don't have to find out for ourselves.

[bb2k1]

I love when I logged on and said "Graal 2001 is cool" or something like that,
and Kreep jailed me for "advertising".
They then proceeded to make fun of Bomy's, then Antago.
What a fun server, it's almost bad as Elvin lands.

I went there and the tileset was just copied even more from zelda and there were funny monsters everywhere and I wandered around for an hour but found nothing except some admin on a scooter.

[vidian]

I downloaded the 900k thing,and then when i got off the server,the pictures of the Damasca tiles were on every server(it had messed up my pics1.png) so it took me a while to fix that.

[mystic_pheonix]

they insult bomys? im gonna go give them and their lousy server a piece of my mind!

[Nai]

hehe, I always hated Damasca since they took away the clans.

[fugitive316]

I think damasca is alot better than the other playerworlds, but noones ever on it. I also think the exp is a neat feature.

[mystic_pheonix]

dont make me hurt you

[fugitive316]

Originally posted by mystic_pheonix
dont make me hurt you

Go make an entire server, THEN criticize another.

I attempted to make a server then gave up. Alot of work has to go into it. I can respect anyone willing to put as much time as the Damasca people have put into that server.

[fugitive316]

Also, dont attempt to "hurt me" because I have opinions. This is a messageboard, if the simple logic that people will have other opinions is above your reasoning, then I feel very sorry for you.

[FatherDante]

Well, Scalper, of course we appreciate your opinion! I like your approaching it in such a respectable way.

[mystic_pheonix]

i would make a server, if it ever stood a chace of becoming one. besides, i dont thing damasaca was made by 1 person

[fugitive316]

I can respect anyone willing to put as much time as the Damasca people have put into that server.

Notice "the damasca people"?

If you think that I am reffering to a single person, then im surprised you passed 3rd grade english.

(And thanks Dante)

[FatherDante]

I don't much like playerservers but I know some people do, so I leave them to their enjoyment.

[mystic_pheonix]

so damasaca PEOPLE, yet i am PERSON, so theres no way 1 PERSON can beat a whole buch of PEOPLE

[Nai]

Damasca Sucks?
Yes

[fugitive316]

Originally posted by mystic_pheonix
so damasaca PEOPLE, yet i am PERSON, so theres no way 1 PERSON can beat a whole buch of PEOPLE

Your an idiot.

[bb2k1]

Valikorlia was good for a damn long while.
Sure it had it's fair share of bugs, but I was exploring.

[Nai]

Yes, he is.

[Lion'el-Jonson]

I was on damasca and I was continuously getting hurt for no apparent reason. Also those levels suck! It looks like level generator levels.

[fugitive316]

Originally posted by Lion'el-Jonson
I was on damasca and I was continuously getting hurt for no apparent reason. Also those levels suck! It looks like level generator levels.

lol me to. Took about an hour for the images to load. ( Yes I downloaded and installed the graphic pack)

Level Gen levels, well wern't most of the levels from Newmain made from the level Gen

[Lion'el-Jonson]

Well at least Stefan edited them a little.