Limericks

Spectre1337 · #1 04-27-2002, 12:43 PM

I, Bobo, the famous Limerick maker,
am making Limericks for people who
want one.. For an example check
Googi's sig. He has one in it by me

Just post here and say if you want one
or not.

GRAAL RELATED

:o

Gangster88 · #2 04-27-2002, 12:45 PM

i guess

i am feeling sleepy :o

Spectre1337 · #3 04-27-2002, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gangster88
i guess
i am feeling sleepy :o

Ok, im guessing your nickname is Scream =\

NPC Code:

There once was a man named Scream

who would take sexy baths in cream

He heard a small noise

like the squeek of dog toys

and he found out his butt had leaked steam =\

not too many words rhyme with Scream

Gangster88 · #4 04-27-2002, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spectre1337

Ok, im guessing your nickname is Scream =\

NPC Code:
There once was a man named Scream
who would take sexy baths in cream
He heard a small noise
like the squeek of dog toys
and he found out his butt had leaked steam =\

not too many words rhyme with Scream

yea yea thats cool

Ghost Pirate · #5 04-27-2002, 12:51 PM

durr....*hiccup*

My eyes hurt already and its only 11 PM =(

Spectre1337 · #6 04-27-2002, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghost Pirate
durr....*hiccup*

My eyes hurt already and its only 11 PM =(

NPC Code:

There once was a graalian ghost

who would act like the almighty host

he fell in a hole

got raped by a mole

and now his relationships are toast =\

Who would want a ghost with violated toast

Gangster88 · #7 04-27-2002, 12:55 PM

2am here i am off to bed.
Night. :o

Spectre1337 · #8 04-27-2002, 12:57 PM

Oh heres one for Psyker even tho he didnt ask -.-

NPC Code:



There once was a guy named Psyker

who beat up an innocent biker

he called the biker fat

then hit him with a bat

now he is known as The Striker

haa..

Ghost Pirate · #9 04-27-2002, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spectre1337

NPC Code:
There once was a graalian ghost
who would act like the almighty host
he fell in a hole
got raped by a mole
and now his relationships are toast =\

Who would want a ghost with violated toast

I'd make a slightly witty comment about that however I'm fresh out..so meet the garbage can and choke on your own funk!

Psyker · #10 04-27-2002, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spectre1337
Oh heres one for Psyker even tho he didnt ask -.-

NPC Code:

There once was a guy named Psyker
who beat up an innocent biker
he called the biker fat
then hit him with a bat
now he is known as The Striker

haa..

I'm surprised, you didn't misspell my name...

Spectre1337 · #11 04-27-2002, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghost Pirate

I'd make a slightly witty comment about that however I'm fresh out..so meet the garbage can and choke on your own funk!

Ok, you always manage to say some kind of corny thing in each of your posts =\

Spectre1337 · #12 04-27-2002, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Psyker

I'm surprised, you didn't misspell my name...

Whats so hard about spelling Psyker

Its names like rumpelstiltskin that are hard =\

Ghost Pirate · #13 04-27-2002, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spectre1337

Ok, you always manage to say some kind of corny thing in each of your posts =\

I'm almost as bad as Ringo singing the blues

Psyker · #14 04-27-2002, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spectre1337

Whats so hard about spelling Psyker
Its names like rumpelstiltskin that are hard =\

psycker, pyker, pker, psker, psiker, psicker, sicker, sucker, psuker.

i've heard them all.

Spectre1337 · #15 04-27-2002, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghost Pirate

I'm almost as bad as Ringo singing the blues

your almost like that one booey kid, he would say dumb stuff that wasnt even the same subject =\

:o

Ghost Pirate · #16 04-27-2002, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spectre1337

your almost like that one booey kid, he would say dumb stuff that wasnt even the same subject =\

:o

*shivers*

b00ey is a idiot beyond compare...he should be shot with a 9 inch nail and thrown into a compression tank...

Spectre1337 · #17 04-27-2002, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Psyker

psycker, pyker, pker, psker, psiker, psicker, sicker, sucker, psuker.

i've heard them all.

there was this one guy who misspelled Bobo, i think he was on crack

Ghost Pirate · #18 04-27-2002, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spectre1337

there was this one guy who misspelled Bobo, i think he was on crack

Like
Hobo Mofo Doodo, Bubbu Bobu etc?

Spectre1337 · #19 04-27-2002, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghost Pirate

*shivers*

b00ey is a idiot beyond compare...he should be shot with a 9 inch nail and thrown into a compression tank...

he will always set the example for stupidity in the new millenium, hes practically famous

Spectre1337 · #20 04-27-2002, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghost Pirate

Like
Hobo Mofo Doodo, Bubbu Bobu etc?

no I think it was bouz0rz

Nastazio · #21 04-27-2002, 01:49 PM

Don't complain about your "confusing" names untill you've had Nastazio. I've had everything from Nazzata to n azi.

Make one about me, limerick boy

ZanderX · #22 04-27-2002, 01:51 PM

KAMUII.

Spectre1337 · #23 04-27-2002, 01:57 PM

Kamuii and Nastazio are 2 hard ones... I might have to either use your first name or like 'Kamoo' or something =\

ZanderX · #24 04-27-2002, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spectre1337
Kamuii and Nastazio are 2 hard ones... I might have to either use your first name or like 'Kamoo' or something =\

Kamoo's fine.

BeZeRkEr · #25 04-27-2002, 03:04 PM

lol do bezerker
or bob blimey

Kaimetsu · #26 04-27-2002, 03:21 PM

Kaimetsu
There once was a dude named Kaimetsu
Whose name only ryhmed with Kaimetsu
He tried every letter
To discover one better
But still he was stuck with Kaimetsu

Spectre1337 · #27 04-27-2002, 03:53 PM

Or you could chop your name and make this

NPC Code:



There once was a person named Kai

who thought he was quite the hot guy

he looked in the mirror

to see his worst fear

he face was covered with pie!

and one for Kamoo

NPC Code:



There was a king named Kamoo

who didnt know how to tie shoes

He yelled at his knights

and started to fight

Hes singing the anti shoe blues =]

Spectre1337 · #28 04-27-2002, 03:57 PM

NPC Code:



there was a nerd named Bob blimey

who only touched things that were slimey

he went to the sink

and ate all the stink

and now his mouth is grimey

and

NPC Code:



There was a teen named bezerker

who found hes a constant jerker

he tried not to wank

what a pathetic yank

now when he talks hes a burper =\

BeZeRkEr · #29 04-28-2002, 01:56 AM

omigosh you're mean

Psyker · #30 04-28-2002, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaimetsu
Kaimetsu
There once was a dude named Kaimetsu
Whose name only ryhmed with Kaimetsu
He tried every letter
To discover one better
But still he was stuck with Kaimetsu

Haha

Brad · #31 04-28-2002, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spectre1337
Oh heres one for Psyker even tho he didnt ask -.-

NPC Code:

There once was a guy named Psyker
who beat up an innocent biker
he called the biker fat
then hit him with a bat
now he is known as The Striker

haa..

Holy:
That limerick does not have the correct format on line 3.
but good idea i guess?

Romeo2k · #32 04-28-2002, 02:07 AM

Stylez, Romeo, Romeo2k and im sexxxay ;-)

Brad · #33 04-28-2002, 02:10 AM

Holy:
There once was a man from Nantucket
he gave up on life and said "f*** it"
he kicked and he cursed
he wound up in a herse
because he had kicked the bucket