03-24-2001, 03:42 PM
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Universal Commie Dictator
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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I am ashamed of this story because there is soooooooo many grammatical errors in this but if i really want to and everyone really likes the entire series then i will make it all grammatically correct well here it goes DANGIT PARAGRAPHS DONT WORK!
The Apocalypse Series.
Rainy Days are Bad News
It was a dark, dreary and rainy night. Lighting and thunder could be heard all around. For it is the night of the Third Apocalypse. Setnick awaited his orders from Drakaden. “Go and find Code Sentinel and repair it as soon as possible,” said Drakaden. “Yes your godliness,” responded Setnick.
As Setnick left the room, Drakaden stared up at the dark and cloudy sky. “First Bogenera then Mount Antara THEN THE WORLD!!!!” screamed Drakaden.
Dante and his group of merry men and women were on a joyous hike. “DAMN RAIN!” said Dozer and Deetto. “HEY I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST QUIT COPYING ME!” yelled Dozer. “NO YOUR COPYING ME” replied Deetto. “HAHA im nice and dry under this nice hat,” said TrueHeaT. Everyone in the party stared at TrueHeaT. Then they all rushed him at once attempting to steal the hat. Dante then arose from the pile of wet people. “Wait a second I already have a hat” said Dante. TrueHeaT ended up having to prod people with the blunt end of his pitchfork, “AWAY, get away from the hat.” Then all of a sudden the rain stopped. “Strange, it went from a downpour to a sudden stop with no sprinkles,” said The Game. *Rustle Rustle* “What was that?” said everyone. Setnick popped up out of the bushes in a Super Mario costume. “Itsa me Mario. Ima looking for a transexual. Anyone seen one?” asked Setnick. “Ummm well there’s a transexual robot a few miles that way,” replied Dante. “Thankyou please come again,” replied Setnick. As Setnick headed in the direction of the transexual robot Dante asked “I wonder what mario wants with a transexual robot.” “WAIT A SECOND MARIO IS COPYRIGHTED HE CAN’T APPEAR IN GRAAL,” said Mr. Bear. “I SHALL DELETE HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW!” “MUST BE DRAKADEN,” said TrueHeaT. “SHUT THE HELL UP I’M TRYING TO FISH IN THESE RAIN PUDDLES,” yelled Fai.
The End
Will the next episode be “Transexual Robot saves the Day” or
“The Army of the Apocalypse is formed”?
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