Dead Waking Culture: Era's Final Atavistic Throes

[MontyPython]

Gentlemen:

For reasons unknown, I decided to frequent your virtual gangbanger daycare. As I toured the city, I realized much had changed since my last visit. I was able to procure a map from a local sap, and was aghast to see that drastic changes had occurred to geography beyond the shores. The island formerly known as Southridge had ostensibly disappeared, with only two lesser growths of land on either side.

But what does this matter? (I hear you asking me this in a soft and patient tone.) Realizing the apparent eradication of Southridge, a fear gripped me at the core of my being. The one building that mattered - that one centre of culture that stood mocking the slough of ignorance and bigotry that comprise Era - had likely died along with the rest. Yes, I am referring to the Potluck Pig. Within those sacred walls, lifetimes of stories intertwined amongst spirits, smokes, and close allies. The primal bellowing from street thugs and contract killers was muted to the point of a soft whisper. Assassins became philosophers, and bandits scholars.


I searched frantically throughout the remains of the islands - only to find mansions housing the elite and capitalist dogma along with trinket shops meant to enthrall the simple-minded.

Who could have done this? Who is responsible for the destruction of the last beacon of culture in this most wretched and hideous of cities? And what have we gained, save for bedizened mansions meant to please the affluent and ostentatious? What monstrous and fatuous entity would order the eradication of Era's last hope for societal progression?

This is the end, Era. I should demand a response and an apology from those responsible for this most grievous act, but I have no care for you at all anymore. Have your staged gun duels and pretentious housing. Engage in your inane shouting contests. Revel in your shallow past-times of flower-picking and shell hunting.

LAST KNOWN IMAGE OF THE POTLUCK PIG, C. 2010 CE

Gone are the nights of wine-fueled reveries, with clouds of smoke billowing towards the wood-grained horizon. Nevermore shall a game of darts be played whilst deep in the throes of philosophical discussions and quandaries. Gone is the final haven for the enlightened and the brave, and gone is the hope that this atavism may some day be reversed.

I condemn you, Era, for there is now truly nothing left to save.

You guys seriously ****ed up.

[Crono]

lmao xD

[Supaman771]

It's to the right of the hospital, where the old skate-shop used to be.

[BlueMelon]

Its still there, they have just moved upto the main island
http://imgur.com/gwg7b

[MontyPython]

Originally Posted by BlueMelon

Its still there, they have just moved upto the main island
http://imgur.com/gwg7b

That construct that looks like a hybrid office-building and apartment complex is most certainly not the Potluck Pig. The sign does look suspiciously familiar, so perhaps it was saved from the rubble. Industrial vents on the ceiling? Walls of windows lining the hideous exterior so that any curious passerby may gaze upon the happenings inside? This is not the Potluck Pig.

[salesman]

Potluck Pig was not the only victim...have you seen the Event House? I've been complaining about it for weeks, but Tim_Rocks just laughs in my face.

[cbk1994]

Originally Posted by salesman

Potluck Pig was not the only victim...have you seen the Event House? I've been complaining about it for weeks, but Tim_Rocks just laughs in my face.

I agree 100% on this.

[Logababy]

serious post is serious
but yeah it's still there, it just got moved

[shrimps]

I too came back to find all these changes also, I was pretty disappointed as well.

[RogueShatterblade]

take it from somebody enveloped by chronic depression: nobody's impressed by your ****ing vocabulary.

the server is different. there are people at the helm that are pretty gross. nobody cares.

move on like the rest of us have.

[Fulg0reSama]

Originally Posted by RogueShatterblade

take it from somebody enveloped by chronic depression: nobody's impressed by your ****ing vocabulary.

the server is different. there are people at the helm that are pretty gross. nobody cares.

move on like the rest of us have.

This.

[Scoper]

Did you guys miss the day in school when they taught you what satire is?

[Fiberwyre_P2P]

Originally Posted by Scoper

Did you guys miss the day in school when they taught you what satire is?

Yes.

[Fulg0reSama]

Originally Posted by Scoper

Did you guys miss the day in school when they taught you what satire is?

Calling it satire implies that there's actual humor.

[Scoper]

Since TK hasn't posted in this thread yet, it's the closest thing we've got.

[MattKan]

Well you can always go to the actual unchanged version on Era iPhone

If you know snk you should ask him to give you PC access.

[Devil_Lord2]

Originally Posted by MontyPython

Gentlemen:
...
You guys seriously ****ed up.

That was amazing.
I have to message you.

[bloodykiller]

y is every fkn post being deleted?? tim can't stand constructive criticism, what a tard

[BlueMelon]

Originally Posted by bloodykiller

y is every fkn post being deleted?? tim can't stand constructive criticism, what a tard

I can't see a deleted post in this thread.

[Scoper]

Originally Posted by BlueMelon

I can't see a deleted post in this thread.

I think he means all his topics. Or perhaps he posted here and people have been deleting them without leaving the empty post (which i think is possible, but can't remember so meh)
Kinda agree with him, Tim's being a major doucher

[Frankie]

these forums are so dry and it's disappointing to come here. maybe they should just let him ***** all he wants so there's actually something to talk about.

[RogueShatterblade]

Originally Posted by Frankie

these forums are so dry and it's disappointing to come here. maybe they should just let him ***** all he wants so there's actually something to talk about.

that's like saying 'hell yeah, i love it when TK posts'

[bloodykiller]

go back to ur forum ocelot

[dude2020]

Originally Posted by bloodykiller

go back to ur forum ocelot

Were you banned from there?

[RogueShatterblade]

must have touched one of those nerve endings still left

[Emera]

Originally Posted by Scoper

I think he means all his topics. Or perhaps he posted here and people have been deleting them without leaving the empty post (which i think is possible, but can't remember so meh)
Kinda agree with him, Tim's being a major doucher

Originally Posted by Frankie

maybe they should just let him ***** all he wants so there's actually something to talk about.

Originally Posted by RogueShatterblade

that's like saying 'hell yeah, i love it when TK posts'

Originally Posted by bloodykiller

go back to ur forum ocelot

Originally Posted by dude2020

Were you banned from there?

Originally Posted by RogueShatterblade

must have touched one of those nerve endings still left

hey guise now cmon lez be frends k?

[bloodykiller]

Originally Posted by dude2020

Were you banned from there?

na every1 left cuz ocelot was banning ppl and deleting posts

[RogueShatterblade]

Originally Posted by bloodykiller

na every1 left cuz ocelot was banning ppl and deleting posts

i resent that

i didn't delete any posts
not that i can recall anyway

your tears are delicious though

[dude2020]

Originally Posted by bloodykiller

na every1 left cuz ocelot was banning ppl and deleting posts

so i'm right.

kthx

[bloodykiller]

must've been another admin, some kid was deleting posts...ocelot even banned tim (the manager) lol

[Good_Ol_Daze]

If you're going to use century gothic, don't use it for body text, it's almost as bad as futura.

Originally Posted by Scoper

Did you guys miss the day in school when they taught you what satire is?

I guess you were? Satire and being facetious aren't necessarily the same thing.

What exactly is this a satire of?

[Rave_J]

I been thinking which Manager is worst on Era History
Jenn = that killed Chrisz Era
or Tim = that pretty much killed Current/Rick Era in General

idk there almost equal jenn drop 200+ playercount to 5
but Jenn actually develop

[Tim_Rocks]

Originally Posted by Rave_J

I been thinking which Manager is worst on Era History

Lol

Originally Posted by Rave_J

Jenn actually develop

Uh what? I develop too.

[RogueShatterblade]

Originally Posted by Good_Ol_Daze

If you're going to use century gothic, don't use it for body text, it's almost as bad as futura.



I guess you were? Satire and being facetious aren't necessarily the same thing.

What exactly is this a satire of?

You'd think after the thorough thrashing Wil's taken on here and everywhere else that the thesaurus-packers would chill out

its unsightly

[bloodykiller]

Originally Posted by Tim_Rocks

Lol


Uh what? I develop too.

used to develop*

[Tim_Rocks]

Originally Posted by bloodykiller

used to develop*

Uh, no. I'm up to something everyday.

[RogueShatterblade]

Originally Posted by Tim_Rocks

Uh, no. I'm up to something everyday.

Like saying you're in Vegas so people think you're cool, right

do they have a level editor for iPhones?

[Tim_Rocks]

I'm actually back, it was a weekend trip.