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Originally Posted by myth-simba
Took bad hull damage on the way here and that is the remains of my beloved Tornado. What happened was I was tipped off that there some treasure cave on the lands of Kourien Joukai. Currently known as Samurai.
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Number one, you spelled it wrong. Two, it hasn't been Kurenai Joukai for a long time.
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Originally Posted by myth-simba
I found the cave, but the contents were empty. It was a trap. The town guards quickly hauled me off and I spent many nights in a secret cell on nighthawks island. These men were not from Samurai, instead a forein organisation known as the Xeno Corporation. I don't know who these guys are my friends but they mean buisness. They had my cell on 24 hour patrol and I was given little food.
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Stop fabricating things with idiotic self-made stories.
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=myth-simbaHowever I seen a chance and I took it. I was given a fork to eat a fair sized meal and this is where i mae my escape. I pulled a lace off my boot and ties it around the handle of the fork. I slightly bent the fork to make a hook and threw the hook-shaped fork at the keys which were hanging by a nail on the wall at the other side of the room. Even though I had a guard watching me I had to be very quick and quick I was. Assassin training really pays off eh?
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Pirates are suddenly trained assassins, what?
Your story is ridiculous, but you can make-believe it actually happened.