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Old 07-15-2008, 10:57 PM
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How would one go about..
..fixing his sphincter?

I keep getting a message that I can't control mine, how do I stop this seepage?
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:12 PM
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I think the real question here is, what caused your sphincter to be so unreliable in the first place? It's exceedingly rare for a healthy young man to have such problems. Disregarding certain implications, it seems completely inappropriate to include something like that on a server. I mean seriously, it's Graal, not Florida. The people playing are not wearing depends ffs, nor should they have to.

Is it so much to ask to preserve what little dignity we have left, playing this game? And I mean, don't get me wrong. Poop is hilarious! But... you can only take that principle so far. asphinctersayswhat?
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:18 PM
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:28 PM
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Old 07-16-2008, 10:38 PM
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I just noticed that the only people who responded to this don't play Kingdoms....

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Anyways Rufus!

You have to keep your food up by eating every 3.2 seconds. It's another terrible thing about Kingdoms.
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Old 07-16-2008, 10:48 PM
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You have to keep your food up by eating every 3.2 seconds. It's another terrible thing about Kingdoms.
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Old 07-16-2008, 10:49 PM
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Cast cure disease on yourself or have someone else cast it on you, then make sure you keep your food above zero.
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Old 07-16-2008, 10:51 PM
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dont choose a god, stay at zero. i never, ever, ever eat, and i dont have any health problems
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So.. let me get this straight. In order to keep from soiling yourself, you need to stuff your face constantly?

And.. not eating causes you to crap your pants?
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:11 PM
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dont choose a god, stay at zero. i never, ever, ever eat, and i dont have any health problems
Can you still regenerate HP?
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:53 AM
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So.. let me get this straight. In order to keep from soiling yourself, you need to stuff your face constantly?

And.. not eating causes you to crap your pants?
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i dont lose it.
You don't play.
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:02 AM
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I hate the food system on Kingdoms, it is probably the worst aspect of the server. In my opinion food should be reserved for HP regenerating, and that's all. The stupid overly detailed disease messages and the unlimited amount of teeth I spit out every few minutes are doing nothing to support this attempt at realism either.

Servers should be fun; having to work to get food while dying and respawning miles away constantly is not.
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:39 AM
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I hate the food system on Kingdoms, it is probably the worst aspect of the server. In my opinion food should be reserved for HP regenerating, and that's all. The stupid overly detailed disease messages and the unlimited amount of teeth I spit out every few minutes are doing nothing to support this attempt at realism either.

Servers should be fun; having to work to get food while dying and respawning miles away constantly is not.
It didn't used to be as bad. Back in the day, food didn't degenerate nearly as quickly. Also, the "restoration" prayer used to replenish your food to full. But Bjorn decided that was stupid and removed it causing maybe 75 percent of the server including myself to switch to Bile so that we didn't run out of food every 20 seconds.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:02 AM
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They should of kept that prayer..I mean your not hungry evey 5 minutes irl.
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:40 PM
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It didn't used to be as bad. Back in the day, food didn't degenerate nearly as quickly. Also, the "restoration" prayer used to replenish your food to full. But Bjorn decided that was stupid and removed it causing maybe 75 percent of the server including myself to switch to Bile so that we didn't run out of food every 20 seconds.
The degeneration was increased and the prayer was removed to bring business to the Misty Mug Tavern.
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:52 PM
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Does the Misty Mug Tavern have any business currently?
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:40 PM
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You don't play.
exactly.

but even when i did play, i never had health problems
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:57 PM
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They should of kept that prayer..I mean your not hungry evey 5 minutes irl.
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Someone's pushing their luck.

No need to be a tard about it.
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Like you have room to talk.
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:06 PM
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:09 PM
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Like you have room to talk.
I can because I already talk like that. He can't just start acting like an ass.

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Old 07-17-2008, 10:41 PM
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Like you have room to talk.
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I can because I already talk like that. He can't just start acting like an ass.

Also I don't insult people's spelling mistakes.
Who am I insulting brudda? I'm trying to get you to learn your grammar so we can understand you *****ing, a little bit better my friend.

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Old 07-17-2008, 10:42 PM
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Does the Misty Mug Tavern have any business currently?
No. Removing food restoration never really worked for the MMT. It didn't even create a food trade among the players. It just got everyone to switch to Bile.
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:50 PM
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We also have create food..So you can basically make food for free.
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We also have create food..So you can basically make food for free.
My food degenerates faster than I can pray and cast create food. I can also make high level foods due to high wisdom levels and praying to Govannon. This is a problem.
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:11 PM
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wear a sus ammy and just switch to your pk neck when your pking n stuff dats how ive done it for the last 2 years.

just get people to steal you food from the MMT too thats an excellent and easy way to stock up.
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:16 PM
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or just dont do anything about it.
Well that wouldn't solve anything. Why are you being so negative on the Kingdoms' forums all of a sudden?
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