Why do all the Graal heads suck?

[Xythar]

No, that's a serious question. In the past week, I've veiwed every single head on the server. Twice. Every single one of them seriously bites.

The majority of heads, are simply terrible. Horrible front and side views; an ugly mess of pixels.

On the other hand, many heads have excellent front views --- heads like 804, 368, et cetera. However, as soon as you turn to the side, the once great head turns to ****. The noses are ugly, the head is squashed, and you never want to use the head again.

Other, rarer heads are the exact opposite. Let's use head1167.gif as an example, shall we? It has excellent, great-looking side views, but the front is ugly as hell. Once again, you never want to use the heads again.

Then, there's that rare, beautiful head --- 744, for example. Excellent front and side views, one of the greatest you've seen. You rush into Graal to put it on.... Only to find out that it is horribly misproportioned. The head is bigger than your body, and you log off feeling very, very depressed.

Now, I ask, why does this happen? Is it a requirement that all heads have to have a terrible flaw in them that ruins it for the player? I'll bet there is. I'm going to kidnap one of them staff members and torture them for information. I'll do it, you know. Now where's Kawaii Saria?

[Merlin]

head659.gif si ur mothar

[Xythar]

Wait, I forgot one category:

Good heads that have nothing to do with Graal. These heads look fine, sometimes even great. Unfortunately, they nothing to do with Graal or RP'ing, so people rarely use them.

[Xythar]

Originally posted by Merlin
head659.gif si ur mothar

Head659.gif is ugly as hell. It gives me nightmares just looking at it.

[Yakuna2001]

Originally posted by Xythar
Wait, I forgot one category:

Good heads that have nothing to do with Graal. These heads look fine, sometimes even great. Unfortunately, they nothing to do with Graal or RP'ing, so people rarely use them.

i think that you can use everyhead for a good reaosn, even the " hotdoghead" lol

[IceHawk]

Nastazio: head 708.gif is the best head on graal

[Yakuna2001]

Originally posted by IceHawk
Nastazio: head 708.gif is the best head on graal

i cant agree x_X
i personnaly use head 534.gif, or head666.gif, occasionally head 440.gif the cat head...

[Merlin]

Originally posted by Xythar


Head659.gif is ugly as hell. It gives me nightmares just looking at it.

shup

[sniperjoe10]

I like head124.gif =D

[Yakuna2001]

Originally posted by Merlin
shup

dont diss peoples heads :*(

[ArchOwl]

i use head26.gif

i tried to get a black bandanna
but his hair was all like...shiny
me no like shiny hair

[Xythar]

Originally posted by IceHawk
Nastazio: head 708.gif is the best head on graal

Please tell me that you're joking.

[IceHawk]

Originally posted by Xythar


Please tell me that you're joking.

Nastazio: your fricken retarded ass hole, you should get your ass beat

[Fidel Castro]

head771.gif owns you

[Xythar]

Originally posted by IceHawk


Nastazio: your fricken retarded ass hole, you should get your ass beat

And why is that? Because I don't like an incorrectly proportioned recolor of several different heads melded into one?

[Yakuna2001]

Originally posted by Xythar


And why is that? Because I don't like an incorrectly proportioned recolor of several different heads melded into one?

no, because you are an idiot, and a ***** perhaps.

[Xythar]

Originally posted by Yakuna2001

no, because you are an idiot, and a ***** perhaps.

And we've determined this how? Because I find a particular head ugly? That's a wonderful basis of determining intelligence.

[HiryuuX]

Xythar, I've already read two of your posts and concluded that you are a f*cking jackass, get a life.

Oh and the best head ever is head10.gif :P.

[Yakuna2001]

Originally posted by Xythar


And we've determined this how? Because I find a particular head ugly? That's a wonderful basis of determining intelligence.

we have determined it because your complaing about stupid things, go make a head yourself and submit it and lets see how far you get *****.

[Xythar]

Originally posted by HiryuuX
Xythar, I've already read two of your posts and concluded that you are a f*cking jackass, get a life.

Oh and the best head ever is head10.gif :P.

I find it interesting that you're able to judge a person's character in a whopping two posts. That's impressive.

[Yakuna2001]

Originally posted by Xythar


I find it interesting that you're able to judge a person's character in a whopping two posts. That's impressive.

i can see an idiot a mile off. but i saw you from 10 miles.

[mmmmkay]

Well this head is my fav my friend sux and he recolored it.....i dont know what the original one is but id wanna know so ill show it now

[Xythar]

Originally posted by Yakuna2001

i can see an idiot a mile off. but i saw you from 10 miles.

So, does that mean you could you like, check your reflection in mirror two cities away?

[Xythar]

Originally posted by mmmmkay
Well this head is my fav my friend sux and he recolored it.....i dont know what the original one is but id wanna know so ill show it now

I like that. The transparency is incorrect though, and the nose is a little funky, but it's a good head.

[Jerom]

My answer as to why all the Graal heads suck.
They have no definite theme, most are recolors or spin-offs of other heads, some are copywrited or stolen from other games/movies/whateverthehell, and the Graal heads that ARE good are not put online because we have bad Graphics Management.

[Yakuna2001]

Originally posted by Xythar


So, does that mean you could you like, check your reflection in mirror two cities away?

how funny.
pleasefallofftheworldanddieahorribledeathkthxbye
:grrr:

[Xythar]

Originally posted by Jerom
My answer as to why all the Graal heads suck.
They have no definite theme, most are recolors or spin-offs of other heads, some are copywrited or stolen from other games/movies/whateverthehell, and the Graal heads that ARE good are not put online because we have bad Graphics Management.

Exactly.

[Xythar]

Originally posted by Yakuna2001

how funny.
pleasefallofftheworldanddieahorribledeathkthxbye
:grrr:

Gee, I don't know how I can counter that kind of wit. You've got me there.

[Yakuna2001]

Originally posted by Xythar


Gee, I don't know how I can counter that kind of wit. You've got me there.

i felt i had to drop to your level to help you understand what an idiot you are.

[Jerom]

Originally posted by Xythar


Exactly.

Solution:
1)Delete every last head accept heads 0-25.
2)Make head images color customizable like body images so prevent people from sending in re-colors of heads.
3)Get new management.
4)Have a head of the month contest to see which head(NOT HEADS!!!) will go online per month. This will prevent us from having over 800 shitty heads on Graal.

[Merlin]

kawaiisaria is a good admin but she complains about rc to much

[LilNiglet]

Personally, my favorite heads are the one that i use (857) and the one that is my favorite when i like to piss off that one person.... 528.

[Xythar]

Originally posted by Jerom

Solution:
1)Delete every last head accept heads 0-25.
2)Make head images color customizable like body images so prevent people from sending in re-colors of heads.
3)Get new management.
4)Have a head of the month contest to see which head(NOT HEADS!!!) will go online per month. This will prevent us from having over 800 shitty heads on Graal.

That's a little harsh, because thereare some fairly good heads on the server. There *definetly* needs to be a massive overhaul, though. There's so many crappy heads in there, it's mindblowing.

[Yakuna2001]

Originally posted by Xythar


That's a little harsh, because thereare some fairly good heads on the server. There *definetly* needs to be a massive overhaul, though. There's so many crappy heads in there, it's mindblowing.

well, GFX management is going through all heads at the momeny i think?

[Jerom]

Originally posted by Xythar


That's a little harsh, because thereare some fairly good heads on the server. There *definetly* needs to be a massive overhaul, though. There's so many crappy heads in there, it's mindblowing.

The selvester(sp?) head is copywrited.
I saw a Trunks head, a Mr.Satan head, and Chibi Trunks head, all from DBZ.
Not to mension Sailor Moon, and why the flying f-riznitzles would somebody make a GUNDAM head????

[Xythar]

Originally posted by Yakuna2001

well, GFX management is going through all heads at the momeny i think?

That's what they've been saying for a while... I haven't noticed anything, though. I mean, look at head47.gif, and try telling me with a straight face that they're weeding out the low-quality heads.

[Jerom]

Originally posted by Xythar


That's what they've been saying for a while... I haven't noticed anything, though. I mean, look at head47.gif, and try telling me with a straight face that they're weeding out the low-quality heads.

It's not just the head images that suck...
Take for instance the FRO hat on NewMain, it's 1 color....no detail, just one big mass of one color...

[Iracious]

My favorite head is.. wait.. I don't have one.

[Lyndzey]

head21

[Xythar]

Originally posted by Lyndzey
head21

Psst... You need to remove your sig. Ghost Pirate's domain screws up the boards.

Back on topic, that brings us to the other division of heads: The great heads that are, most unfortunately, female.