The long anticipated Adventure of Dante!

[FatherDante]

The newest super exciting installation of the Epic...
The Adventures of Dante!

Dante, Gameo, Lamer, Lugie and James proceeded from Santerrain on their adventures, taking them through the big swamp on their way to Bomboria. As usual, James and Gameo were fighting.
"Okay, that's enough!" James shouted with exasperation. "Let's settle this with a fight!"
"Fine!" Gameo answered. He drew his sword and pointed it at James. James quickly pulled his own and said "Don't think I don't know how to use this!"
"Two fighters wading through a sea of thick grass. How dramatic." Lamer observed. "Get him hard, James!"
Dante stood near his friends and scowled at them. "Fighting again! How sadly typical!"

Meanwhile, back in Santerrain, no trials had passed since the epic battle recorded in the Last Adventure of Dante. TrueHeaT was in his throne room, and before him stood the faithful Wing.
"Through your training, Wing, you have grown strong, both in body, and in dedication. I honour you with the title of servant to the Samurai Farmers!"
"To become skilled is its own reward!" Wing responded proudly. "But, I wish to show you he fruits of my training! Please battle me!"
IceHawk interceded: "To fight the emperor you must have a sponsor. Who sponsors you?"
"I do!" Gabrial appeared from the rear of the throne room. "This will be a great fight!"
The four walked to the Santerrain dojo, near which Fai was fishing. "What're doin'?" Fai asked. "Come on, there's gonna be a fight!" Gabriel answered.
Fai picked up his things and scampered after them.

Penguin was travelling to the safari and saw someone else approac. It was Tolerian, no longer under the effect of his panda transformation. "Hey, what are you doing here?" Penguin asked. "I'm looking for a friend," Tolerian answered. "Ultimate the Panda. They say he was in the safari."
Penguin was about to answer when they heard a loud noise. The two looked to see what it was... a distance away they saw Gameo and James preparing to fight!
James held his sword cautiously in front of him. Gameo dashed at him unexpectedly for the first strike. James threw a single gralat.
Gameo was puzzled by the odd action. "Huh?" he vocalized in a moment of confusion, while Lamer crawled over and grabbed the gralat.
James tackled Gameo. Surprised, Gameo shoved him back angrily and said "you can't even spell tackle!" James chuckled and the fighters began slashing and parrying.

In Santerrain dojo, TrueHeaT and Win each picked up a practice naginata. Fai trembled with excitement. "This is gonna be dandy!" IceHawk stepped inside the ring to officiate.
The two opponents stood on opposte sides, Wing pointing his naginata to the ground, TrueHeaT holding his gracefully behind him. "Begin!" IceHawk ordered.
Wing lept forward and jammed his blade upward. TrueHeaT lept onto Wing's naginata, vaulted himself over his head, flipped and gently tapped him with his naginata. The battle ended, as though frozen- the two opponents facing away from each other.
"Amazing..." IceHawk gaped. "TrueHeaT wins!"
"A shame!" Wing laughed. "I'll have to train more!"

James and Gameo limped, hanging over the shoulders of Lamer and Dante. "I knew you'd just get hurt," Dante sighed. "Now we're going to have to carry you to Bomboria!" Lamer whispered in James' ear: "Good work over you gave him, man." James grinned. "Thanks."
Tolerian and Penguin followed alone. Dante and tolerian chatted. "After you last saw us, the pandas split up." Dante said "I think I need more people to come with us. Do you want to come?"
"I have to keep going my own way," tolerian answered. "But I'll help you find assistance in Bomboria."
A while later they finally got to Bomboria. Dante and Lamer left James and Gameo with Penguin, who seemed to know how to take care of them.
Together, Lugie, Tolerian, and Dante went into the notorious admin house to search for new comrades. It seemed in every direction there was some big activity. A big green Yoshi was shouting "SPAM!" and across the way, a black bomy named sparkplug was shouting orders at bomy pets, saying "I'm the king of bomys! Bow to me!"
Dante stepped up to a person standing at a table and read his name below him.
Hello there Zulithe. Want to fight evil?"
Fight evil?! of course I do!!!"
"Ugh," Lugie groaned. "All this talking about fighting evil and so little fighting against evil! I'm gonna go pk someone!"
"No Lugie, that's evil!" Dante responded.
"Ah, screw you Dante! I've always been evil!" Lugie laughed as he sliced Dante in half with his sword and stole his gold gralat.
Zulithe stood boldly. "Why, you'll pay for that dishonourable attack! Defend yourself!"
Lugie laughed. "I'm a renowned murderer! You can't beat me!"
Zulithe gripped his broadsword, a suitable weapon for a fighter of his caliber, and prepared for the fight with Lugie. With a grin on his face, Lugie slid across the floor and pulled a clean draw slash.
Zulithe leapt behind the table just in time to dodge the attack. He pushed the table into Lugie and lept to the side. Lugie ran after him, slashing his sword back and forth viciously. A bead of sweat formed on Zulithe's brow. "He's strong!"
Lugie laughed. "Getting tired? hahah- ooooh...." Lugie hunched over, grabbing his side.
"Feeling a stinging pain in the liver there?" Penguin strolled into the admin house holding a voodoo doll in his hand.
Tolerian took the opportunity to attack, striking lugie from behind and knocking him on his face!
Lugie kicked Tolerian and sent him flying back. "I'm not down yet!" He jumped to his feet, spinning his sword as he did. Zulithe threw a chair at Lugie and stunned him.
"I don't know if we can beat him! He started with full hearts!" Zulithe said.
Hawk flew, as if out of nowhere, down from the ceiling, striking Lugie three times in a row; high, low, high! "I'll take care of him!" He said with bravado.
Lugie groaned. "Not fair... so many against one..."
Hawk pointed a finger at Lugie and a burst of flames jumped from his clothing! Lugie was about to attack, when he breathed in a big breath of smoke... stumbled, twisted, and passed out!
And so, another victory for goodness passed in the epic and never ending Adventures of Dante!