Ok... I have seen some pretty funny things over the time I have been playing graal.. here are some examples
Newb Killer!
Him: OMG I am 1337
Me: What did you do now?
Him: I killed some guy 6 times in a row
Me: good for you.. how many hearts does he have?
Him: 3.. hes a newbie.. I AM THE BEST PK!
Me: How many hearts do you have again?
Him: 12.. I owned him..
Me: ahh ok..
Him: one time he got me to 0.5 so I went and healed then I killed him again!
Me: thats newbish dude
Him: No! I am 1337!
Hacker!
Me: How the hell do you go so fast?
Him: you are lagging...
Me: No I am not I am using my friends computer and he has dsl
Him: well.. I am going slowly!
Me: no you arent..
Him: Yes I am!
Me: then if your not a hacker how come you just ran over that house?
Him: umm.. i didnt.. maybe I am lagging on your computer.