Why do all the Graal heads suck?

[Xythar]

No, that's a serious question. In the past week, I've veiwed every single head on the server. Twice. Every single one of them seriously bites.

The majority of heads, are simply terrible. Horrible front and side views; an ugly mess of pixels.

On the other hand, many heads have excellent front views --- heads like 804, 368, et cetera. However, as soon as you turn to the side, the once great head turns to ****. The noses are ugly, the head is squashed, and you never want to use the head again.

Other, rarer heads are the exact opposite. Let's use head1167.gif as an example, shall we? It has excellent, great-looking side views, but the front is ugly as hell. Once again, you never want to use the heads again.

Then, there's that rare, beautiful head --- 744, for example. Excellent front and side views, one of the greatest you've seen. You rush into Graal to put it on.... Only to find out that it is horribly misproportioned. The head is bigger than your body, and you log off feeling very, very depressed.

Now, I ask, why does this happen? Is it a requirement that all heads have to have a terrible flaw in them that ruins it for the player? I'll bet there is. I'm going to kidnap one of them staff members and torture them for information. I'll do it, you know. Now where's Kawaii Saria?