OhEmGee

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Hello Mr. President,

I have hijacked this account and I will execute the non existant hostages if you do not give into my terrorist demands???

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Ok.

Hi.

I am Jinn. I am currently in China. I am using Agent J's account.

Reasons to be jealous of me:
-VCDs are US$1-3 dollars.
-They have VCDs of movies in American theaters right now(yes they are in english with chinese subs).
-They have tons of Jet Li, Jackie Chan and Chow Yun Fat movies, even though there is no english on the VCDs of them.
-My "aunt" (mom's cousin) cooks great Chinese food, and I eat Chinese food everyday. Real Chinese food.
-I take gung fu lessons twice a day.
-There is Bill Nye show in Chinese (all bow down to me now)
-When I come back to USA, I miss the first 2 or 3 days of school.
-I'm Jinn, and you aren't.

Reasons for me to be jealous:
-I have no cable modem here, modems are super slow especially here. (50k, but forums are a *****)
-Most people around you speak English.

Maybe I forgot something... =\