http://www.partnersinrhyme.com/soundfx/warsounds.shtml has a bunch of royalty-free sound effects; it's not too tricky to find one, use Windows Sound Recorder to pare it down to the parts you want, and vastly improve on a server's multimedia aspect. :-D
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