Retardating scripts, one at a time

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Is retardating a word? Let's assume it is.

Just thought I'd share this script I made to convert decimal to hexadecimal, as an example of how retarded I can be.
I don't even know what I was doing, or why I was doing it. Then I looked at it and went '... Oh my god.' and created the latter.

PHP Code:

function math_DecToHex(decv) {
  temp.hex = "0123456789ABCDEF";
  temp.places = int(log(16,decv));
  temp.total = decv;
  for (temp.h = temp.places; temp.h >= 0; temp.h--) {
    temp.subtract = int(temp.total/(16^temp.h));
    if (temp.total < 16^temp.h) continue;
    temp.newvalue = temp.subtract;
    temp.total -= temp.subtract * (16^temp.h);
    temp.toreturn @= temp.hex.substring(temp.subtract,1);
  }
  return temp.toreturn;
} 


PHP Code:

function math_DecToHex(decv) {
  temp.hex = "0123456789ABCDEF";
  temp.total = decv;
  while (int(temp.total) > 0) {
    temp.toreturn = temp.hex.substring(temp.total%16,1) @ temp.toreturn;
    temp.total = int(temp.total/16);
  }
  return temp.toreturn;
}