So I was looking on my playerlist window and I seen *Malinko (Playerworld Helper). And I just go "What the -hell-."
Why do we need these? Why? WHY? We already have (#gscript), and we help people all the time. We don't need any offical tag. I barely even wear it! Being a cool furher of a server that I am - people come to me all the time with playerworld problems. Some more embarrassing then others, such as how to make a gmap.
So let me ask you - why the hell do we need some new psudo global staff crap?
The current global staff system is an absolute joke. I mean UN uploads a damned TIME GATE from Chrono Trigger and nobody gets slapped around. Seriously! What the hell is that? If I were a global I'd totally ban whoever the hell knowingly endangered my game with copyrighted crap. Because I am a bad enough dude to rescue the president.
But what is this crap? Playerworld Helper? So I login to #gscript and ask what in gods name it is, and it's for 'helping playerworlds develop contents'.
Isn't this what the GLOBAL STAFF IS FOR? Isn't this what THEY ALREADY DO?
Why do we need ANOTHER postion of the SAME USELESSNESS. Sheesh.
If someone has problems they can come to the CLASSIC PLAYERWORLD MANAGERS WHO ARE USUALLY WILLING TO HELP. We are like the.. planeteers, with Stefan as Captain Planet. Or so I think? Because USUALLY if someone ASKS me I will HELP them.
So what the crap is this? I don't need 'playerworld helpers'. I seriously don't.
They're on a much crappier level then my 'decent' quality level is on, so no. JUST NO. I do NOT want another global staff postion that gives people the excuse to randomly float around global RC, unless it consists of me heading the useless group so idiots don't get in it (like lycia).
BEHOLD, AS I TRANSMIT MY RAGE ACROSS THE GRAAL COMMUNICATION CENTER.
WHAT DO YOU OTHER FELLOW CUSTOMERS THINK OF THIS NEW, ABSOLUTELY USELESS POSTION (!BECAUSE PLAYERS CAN COME HERE, OR JUST ASK THEIR FRIENDLY CLASSIC MANAGERS, GLOBAL STAFF, OR #GSCRIPT MEMBERS STUFF!)
The global staff system right now is an -absolute- joke. YEah hooray, lets only have one two postions that actually have some sort of purpose (GST and PWA) and only one person in the PWA with an IQ above 50.
So - what do you think? Absolutely USELESS or what?
We just really, really, -really- do not need to make a joke funnier then it currently is. Because right now it's so funny that I'm crying

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