Provideance Review.

TrueHeaT · #1 08-05-2002, 12:51 PM

fIRST i have i to say that a man named TINE and other people like LROD HELMUT OWN this sevrer, and havve masny ctalented staff like VALDer MCdolhe

but this SERVER IS FAR FROM PERFACT!

yuo start in a town called java (te coffe infgluences are apparant from the start)

theres a java store which is just a RIPOFF OF STARBUCKS (LAWSUITE LAWSUITE LAWSUOTE)
you can buy avacadado sandiwches (a***cado LOL) and generale coffe poroducts

yuo can see turtles and horsebirds in town and if u cointinue theres a java clinic
(FOR PEOPL WHO DRANK TO MUCH COFFEE ROGOTLFROFTL) theres a girl in the bed omg BOOBS

despite the imanse talent of teh staff ,nothing works
i tried to fish and i couldnt
PLUS DOORS ARER LOCKED!!
maybe its hackers
wtf is rping?

screen_name · #2 08-05-2002, 01:00 PM

what drugs have you taken

Kuza · #3 08-05-2002, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by screen_name
what drugs have you taken

It's the work of that mad man; Bob "The Brainwasher" Dylan.

Run for your lives, he's amongst us. Trueheat was just the first of many to come. I was sent an MP3 and after only a few seconds... my head started pulsating and my eyes felt like they were going to explode and then I slammed my fist into the speaker before it was too late.

I am telling you now, it's a damn government conspiracy.

UrashimaX · #4 08-05-2002, 02:04 PM

ThT has returned

SingleChance · #5 08-05-2002, 02:16 PM

Your high i think...
Before blaming a good server grown up you 9 yr old who carnt spell.

Falcor · #6 08-05-2002, 07:15 PM

I think it was a paradoy of all the threads that players made to revview servers. So I dont think this is real. lol

screen_name · #7 08-05-2002, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by UrashimaX
ThT has returned

-Joker

draygin · #8 08-05-2002, 08:06 PM

I hope not. Because if it is I hope he realizes you have to buy a fishing pole before you can fish. But I know trueheat and even he isnt this retarded so it has to be poking fun at some one. -_-

TrueHeaT · #9 08-06-2002, 03:12 AM

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Originally posted by draygin
I hope not. Because if it is I hope he realizes you have to buy a fishing pole before you can fish. But I know trueheat and even he isnt this retarded so it has to be poking fun at some one. -_-

no i paleyed fishing ands it CRASHED WUINDOWS.

draygin · #10 08-06-2002, 03:16 AM

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Originally posted by TrueHeaT

no i paleyed fishing ands it CRASHED WUINDOWS.

Liek by butter WINZDOHS and cump stuffz!

Andor_RC14 · #11 08-06-2002, 03:20 AM

Omg this is so funny. I seriously did roll on the floor for 5 minutes after reading that. I want to hire you TrueHeat as my personal Jester.

Kuza · #12 08-06-2002, 03:21 AM

You said cum. Eww!

TrueHeaT · #13 08-06-2002, 03:22 AM

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Originally posted by Andor_RC14
Omg this is so funny. I seriously did roll on the floor for 5 minutes after reading that. I want to hire you TrueHeat as my personal Jester.

BUY ME A LUET ON PROVICDNE. its in ocffe town

nyghtGT · #14 08-06-2002, 03:25 AM

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_0AfTeRsHoCk0_ · #15 08-06-2002, 03:35 AM

Silly