who can make the laggiest script?

TDK_RC6 · #1 02-15-2002, 09:55 PM

who can make the laggiest script?

lets see if i can try

NPC Code:





if (created||timeout) {

  setstring server.#v(int(random(0,9999999))),#v(int(random(0,  9999999)));

  timeout=.05;

  putnpc2 x,y {

    if (created||timeout) {

      setstring server.#v(int(random(0,9999999))),#v(int(random(0,  9999999)));

      timeout=.05;

      putnpc2 x,y {

    if (created||timeout) {

      setstring server.#v(int(random(0,9999999))),#v(int(random(0,  9999999)));

       timeout=.05;

         }

      };

    }

  };

}

Faheria_LAT1 · #2 02-15-2002, 10:19 PM

Try Kai's fireworks npc with a value of 29158019568205981290519052180125924501285902845912 75812356878256893756237856127056157890276589271589 17205892759012759215798571290³

TDO2000 · #3 02-15-2002, 10:19 PM

NPC Code:



if (playerenters || created) {

  i=1;

  while (i==1) {

    for (b=0;b<b+1;b++) {

      for (c=0;b<c+1;c++) {

        for (d=0;d<d+1;d++) {

          for (e=0;e<e+1;e++) {

            setstring server.e,#s(server.e)#v(e);

          }

        }

      }

    }

    sleep .05;

   }

}

Falcor · #4 02-15-2002, 10:29 PM

Instant lag.

use of excessive putexplosion =_=

H8t FOR MOON QUEST!

I also found out as Kaimetsu knows that strings dont have a limit. So

for(i=0;true;i++

{
setstring this.test,#s(this.test)#v(i);
message #v(strtofloat(#s(this.test)));
}
would lag considerable after some time.

TDK_RC6 · #5 02-15-2002, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaimetsu

Not until the server explodes, anyway >=D

:P

Spanko · #6 02-15-2002, 11:54 PM

NPC Code:

//#CLIENTSIDE

if (timeout||playerenters) {

  for (this.i=this.i;true;this.i++) {

    showimg this.i,beer.gif,random(0,64),random(0,64);

  }

  timeout=0.05;

}

Is also a rather good script for lots of lag, and has the peculiar good point about it that you can still say "My server doesn't lag at all! *Halo appears above head*".

cshank4 · #7 02-16-2002, 02:22 AM

if(playerenters)
{set #l, (same level name as script is in).nw;
}

cshank4 · #8 02-16-2002, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaimetsu

Well now that just wouldn't work.

used to... hmmm
also heres one that i found out, it doesnt lag it freezes graal unless the staff warps you

if(created)
{ say2 hello
}

TDK_RC6 · #9 02-16-2002, 02:31 AM

all it should do is set a flag

cshank4 · #10 02-16-2002, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TDK_RC6
all it should do is set a flag

1) love your sig
2) That say2 thingy took me a heck of a long time to figure out how to stop it...

im a BAD scripter

TDK_RC6 · #11 02-16-2002, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cshank4

1) love your sig
2) That say2 thingy took me a heck of a long time to figure out how to stop it... im a BAD scripter

1) thanks
2) :P, not that hard just add a ; at the end of what you are trying to say

LilNiglet · #12 02-16-2002, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaimetsu

Not until the server explodes, anyway >=D

Haha, I can see it now...

*Stefan is sitting in his office, coding the newest version of Graal*

*Unixmad runs in*

Unix: MR STEFANS! THE DELTERIA SERVERINGS HAVE GOINGS CRITICALINGS! THE TUPPER MUST HAVINGS MADE A MEGA LAGGY SCRIPTINGS!

Stefan: hehe

Unix: WHAT ARE YOU HEHEINGS ABOUT! PARIS IS ABOUT TO GOING UP IN FLAMES!

Stefan: hehe

Unix: DEAR GODINGS YOU ARE A MADMANIN--

*explosion is heard as the lag from Tupper's script blows up the Delteria server, causing a meltdown in the nuclear power plant that just SO conviently happened to be next door, and Paris turns into a mushroom cloud*

Saga2001 · #13 02-16-2002, 05:41 PM

NPC Code:



while(true) {

 for (i=0;i<100;i++ {

  showimg i*j,@#v(1/3),.25*i,j;

  setstring server.lag#v(i*(1/3)),#v(random(i*(999999999999^999999999999),i*(999  999999999^999999999999)*i*(999999999999^9999999999  99))));

 }

j++;

}

thats the best.