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Old 11-05-2001, 03:18 AM
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Ballad of the N00b - short funny poem
This is my little poem song thingie claled ballad of the n00b..
well its not really ballad but anyway here goes



Im selling a farmers hat,
at stand one for 100 gralat,
Wait just informed that...
this hat can be sold not...
a f0k this game sucks bye


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Old 11-05-2001, 03:22 AM
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Re: Ballad of the N00b - short funny poem
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This is my little poem song thingie claled ballad of the n00b..
well its not really ballad but anyway here goes



Im selling a farmers hat,
at stand one for 100 gralat,
Wait just informed that...
this hat can be sold not...
a f0k this game sucks bye


by Dash
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Old 11-05-2001, 03:33 AM
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Old 11-05-2001, 04:48 AM
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that had me laughing in hysterics for like 0.000000000000000000000000000001/100th of a second
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Re: Ballad of the N00b - short funny poem
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This is my little poem song thingie claled ballad of the n00b..
well its not really ballad but anyway here goes



Im selling a farmers hat,
at stand one for 100 gralat,
Wait just informed that...
this hat can be sold not...
a f0k this game sucks bye


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Old 11-05-2001, 04:55 AM
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Old 11-05-2001, 10:59 AM
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Re: Ballad of the N00b - short funny poem
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This is my little poem song thingie claled ballad of the n00b..
well its not really ballad but anyway here goes



Im selling a farmers hat,
at stand one for 100 gralat,
Wait just informed that...
this hat can be sold not...
a f0k this game sucks bye


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... No offense, but you really need to take a poetry class.
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Old 11-05-2001, 11:02 AM
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Re: Ballad of the N00b - short funny poem
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Originally posted by feivel
This is my little poem song thingie claled ballad of the n00b..
well its not really ballad but anyway here goes



Im selling a farmers hat,
at stand one for 100 gralat,
Wait just informed that...
this hat can be sold not...
a f0k this game sucks bye


by Dash
Oh OH time for one of my silly poem thingys!

:o
I sit
I sit and read
I think
I think that is not good
I know that is not good
I sit
I sit and leave
:o
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Old 11-05-2001, 11:03 AM
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your poem LOSES.
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Old 11-05-2001, 11:04 AM
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Re: Re: Ballad of the N00b - short funny poem
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Oh OH time for one of my silly poem thingys!

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I sit
I sit and read
I think
I think that is not good
I know that is not good
I sit
I sit and leave
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excellent counterpoem.
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Old 11-05-2001, 11:04 AM
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The poem is funny, and it captures the newbie attitude perfectly. I like it.
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Old 11-05-2001, 11:13 AM
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1) Oh Cloud Strife I thought you quit for a similar reason, hmm?
2) hey let's beat down on everyone that posts, let's have nothing nice to say
3) The poem is good, because it's true
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Old 11-05-2001, 11:27 AM
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Hmmm i forgot to add,
that when I made that up a whole bunch of people were making up stupid little poems,
so i made oe up in haiku style but not a haiku,
and i was talking to Dante and he was likle
you should have made that a haiku,
and i was like oh well I expected lotsa n00bs to PM and point out the obvious and say that Im stupid cus i didnt rite a proper haiku..
so we were talking and i said somehting like
oh well they couldnt write better..
they would probly say this...

it was only funny if you were there...
and only me and dante were there lol...
anyway it is suppposed to be retarded
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Old 11-05-2001, 11:28 AM
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1) Oh Cloud Strife I thought you quit for a similar reason, hmm?
2) hey let's beat down on everyone that posts, let's have nothing nice to say
3) The poem is good, because it's true
True poems don't have to be good ones.
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Old 11-05-2001, 11:32 AM
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True poems dont have to be good ones
you mean true poems arent nescasserily good ones..
and yes I know i probly misspelled ^ that....
but oh well
and yes I know its probably and not probly
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Old 11-05-2001, 02:03 PM
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Old 11-05-2001, 02:05 PM
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Old 11-05-2001, 02:07 PM
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AHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I hate when the forums get slow at night. I'm really hyper and I can't sleep
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i took a nap at like 7
and i woke up at midnight
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bleh
i took a nap at like 7
and i woke up at midnight
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Nope, now your sleeping schedule is out of balance. I'm on vacation for a week so I don't have to worry about it though.
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its been out of balance for awhile now ;D
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Into this strange land I venture
A world full of birds, and merchants
I see samurai guards protecting and pirate roaming the sea
Odd hats, funny hats, silly hats, oh the wonders that are presented to me!
Strange little creatures running around, nick-named "bomies"
Ho, where do I find coin in a land such as this?
Should I be a baker, a merchant, or a thief?
Oh all the this wonderufl landscape, for me to percieve
Now I venture into this land to figure what I should be, to find my call
Now I must venture, into the land of Graal.
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its been out of balance for awhile now ;D
Ah, me too.
Mabye I'll stay up all night tonight
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