[protagonist]

1) The first time I became staff, on XOne, as GP. I was fired about 15 minutes later in it's first of many staff whipes.

2) The first time I became development staff, on Andor, as a LAT.

3) The first time I became an Admin, on Bravo, as a LAT Admin.

4) The time I became a LAT on UN after trying to become staff there for roughly 2.5 years.

5) When I was a developer on UN, the LAT Admin (Paradox) and I would chase people in our cars and ride circles around them with our horns blaring. Sometimes I'd enable my instrument so that I was honking and also playing music, making the maximum amount of noise possible.