[mercenary917]

You would play a character called Hash Smokesum who leaves his hometown at the unlikely age of 11 or something and goes on a stupid quest to be the best card trading guy dude. Somehow he manages to survive with no money and living off the food of kind, caring and friendly people, who surprisingly do not shout abuse at him when he asks for food and try to kill him. He meets some stupid hyper friends along the way and together they continiue on their never ending quest. It is never ending because it is constantly updated with stupid new cards which have nothing to do with the game, just the card companys greed. Amazingly, despite his stupidity he becomes very good at the card game, battling other players, who are not surprisingly, on the same quest. He collects many cards and powerups by completing the quests which mainly involve deck battles in hard to reach elemental places like snowy mountains and fiery volcanoes.

Now that's going to get SOMEONE sued.