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Originally posted by GoZelda
Well, this man **** *** and put it up in the Zormite gal's **** and then **** and they had hot ***, and they ******* ******, and afterwards i spammed u all *****az o.O
I'm spammy.
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Nooononononononoooo. That's not how it happened. It happened, because this raccoon found a cardboard box, and then grabbed a zormite by it's fin, chucked it in there and put some money in the box so like a million humans instantly dived into it trying to get the measly 5 gralat. Then, the humans got out their ************s and stuck them up the zormite's ***-shaped ******* with the aid of a big, hard, throbbing *********************** and the box started shaking because they were *ing so aggressively. Then the allmighty turky baster came along and ****** * * ** *** **** ***** and then they all had cigarettes. In the morning, they flushed what remained of the box down the toilet, and then the zormite and a female human decided it would be good for both their races if they forniacted...so they did, and so the crossbreeding process was started. It didn't really work the first time...they got a fish with a human's head which died in 5 seconds. The raccoon then came back and said "IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A HALF HUMAN HALF ZORMITE RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO SHOOT!" and then the raccoon pulled out a slingshot loaded with jam. The couple were so terrified that they would get covered in jam, that a perfect half human half zormite popped into existance without them even needing to look at each other.
The End.