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Old 08-16-2003, 11:33 AM
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Funny, yet oh so sad...

I was looking around graal.net and decided I'd check out the descriptions of some of the upcoming servers. After reading a few(and rereading them), I couldn't help but laugh, and also feel a bit of disappointment. Let's take a look shall we?

SuperK9 - You live in a world... Similar to the one we live in today... Except you never can be killed till you die.

Okay, let me get this straight... the server name sounds like you're playing Lassie, or Rin Tin Tin. I have no idea how that would have any other meaning. The part I don't understand the most, is the description. "you never can be killed till you die" Really... think about that.

Deserted islands - One night your with your family on a island,your parents are slaughtered and you barely manage to escape and as you return the next night you see your sisters footprints so you have to rescue her.

Okay, I'm not even going to start on all the grammar mistakes in this sentence... Skipping along... This story has such a happy beginning doesn't it? The parents are SLAUGHTERED. Not just murdered, or poisoned, or kidnapped. They are cut up into little chunks of meat much like a cow that is going to be a hamburger. Yes, that's really nice. "as you return the next night" (Why in bloody hell would you return!?! Didn't your parents just get SLAUGHTERED there!?) "you see your sisters footprints" Aside from the fact that there is no apostrophe to tell if this is talking about one sister or many, what would make you think that your sister(s) didn't also get SLAUGHTERED? Why are you going to bravely save your sister(s) now, when you ran like a coward the day before?

Shogun Online - the age has come, the war in old japan brake out, and you are in it...

This is right to the point isn't it? I also like the badly written sentence with this one. "the age has come, the war in old japan brake out, all your base are belong to us"

Gate of Chaos - A world with a seemingly eternal curse of chaos. You must venture through lands to collect the magical shards to unlock the gate of chaos and stop the Lord of Chaos.

... who lives at the house of chaos, in the land of chaos, with his dog named Chaos...

Zemi - Black Mage walks in and gets mad at everyone in bar because they are hiding Red Fighter.. Black Mage does bolt 3 and says "DIE".. now you must get vengance because your mom and dad were in bar while you were at home

Black Mage walks into a bar, says "damn this bar!", gets mad, and then kills everyone, including your mom and dad, who left you at home so they could go out drinking. Thank you, I'll be here all night!

Soakath - Can you unite the past and present?

Can you turn water into gold? Neither can I.

DreamScape - DreamScape is a fantasy RPG in which Players create their own fate, The world will be in your hands. An Rping server for every RPG lover, place thats only boundarys are your imaginations. ~DreamScape~

"place thats only boundarys are your imaginations." ... and all of the RP rules that you must follow, which in turn, will make you need to use all of your "imaginations" because there won't be jack squat that you can do.

Zenkou - Zenkou, once a land of peace and scernity, but years have passed since those times and war and turmoil inflicts the land...can you raise an army to fight off this evil!

I could probably raise the army, but it would help if you said this in the form of a question, instead of sounding like you're yelling at me. ALL I WANT IS SOME PEACE AND "SCERNITY"!!!

Gamer Zone - Sports...Victors...Losers....Games...Winners....no t winners...Welcome to Game Zone

Activities...Champions...Non-Champions...Contests...People that do good...People that do bad...

It's amazing what I find myself doing at 4 in the morning...
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