[waar]

the story of General waar
one day waar's mommy and daddy were both drunk and decided to have sex. 9 months later came along waar. he was borh with green skin, 8 fingers, and 7 testicles. he was named General waar by his parents, because they had always hoped for him to be a general. when general waar was introduced to king asuka, he fell in love. asuka (wearing the girl head at the time) made general waar a real general the night after they made love. a couple years passed and general waar noticed asuka changing to a male head. he suddenly realized his whole business was based on having sex with a man. he tried to quit, but the evil asuka would not allow it.