[Ducken]

Well, my story isn't very amusing or long like yours but I'll tell it anyways.

One day I came out of a dungeon to rest, and regain health. I get up from my computer and go to get something. Two minutes later I come back to my computer to see some guy killing me over and over and over. I lost almost all my platinum from that, too.

It was my fault though, because I was careless and didn't think that someone would kill me after being gone for just a few minutes.

*chuckles* Oh well, I learn from my mistakes. I definately learned my lesson that day. From now on I am on peaceful mode, until I am strong enough to defend my self from the playerkillers.