[Zurkiba]

There are many creatures in Graal
Some have arms and some have tails.
Most run around and attack
yet some come to be pet.
In the dugeons you should watch your back
Unless you love to bet.
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The best warrior would be Zurk
and no, he's not a Turk.
He loves to run
and he loves to sing
which explains his buns,
but poetry isn't his thing.

He owns the shop
which sells a top
which pays off the cop.
Because inside he hides
He does it to bide
because the war is here
and the war is there.

Sailing isn't fun for him
Nor is it for Tim.
Tim and Him fight together
Against the monsters they do.
The ghosts they find say boo
Yet they fear not them.

When they return home for the night
they get hungry and grab a bite.
They depart to their house and to their wife
and then they go to sleep.
When they awake they grab their knife
and go to the dugeons to fight the heviels.
They long for the day to fight the deviel,
to renouce their long lost love.
And that love is the food they eat
Which contains steak and grubs.
After lunch they rest, but soon they leave to beat,
Beat the monsters that is.
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I cant think of any more words that ryhm =x
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One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
They stood back to back and faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to kill the two dead boys.
If you dont believe this lie is true, ask the blind man he saw it too!

It's not mine, I dunno who wrote it.