[Crono Illusion]

The zoo where I used to live (Anchorage, AK) had 2 elephants, and nobody went to see them because they smelled bad. Then, the zoo lost 90% of its visitors because of a tourist who snuck over 9 fences to take pictures of the polar bears Binky and Nica. They got over the fence, then when they tried to take the picture, had their camera and their shoes eaten. Then, when he was interviewed, he said, "But the bears just looked so cute! All I wanted was a picture to show my relatives!" and a few weeks later the bears died because they were given rancid food.