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for people who need a friend

I remember i used to have this one desktop thing from Bonanza or whatever it was a big purple thing it was annoying as crap. Every 2 seconds he would pop up and say HELLO WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO VISITA SOME NICE WEBSITES?? *MAKES POPUPS* MORE STUPID ANNOYING POPUPS IN 5 MINUTES!