[Kaimetsu]

Do YOU know anybody who goes by this name? Perhaps they claim a love for anagrams or that they found you by using a search engine on a word that would throw up thousands of results and then sifting through them all to spot your name? Do they stalk you on ICQ and challenge you to unveil their true identity even though you've never met them before?

If so, Uncle Kaimetsu wants YOU to help him find this seemingly educated person (knows the difference between your and you're, no less) so that he can go around to their house and spiral kick them in the face.

And Twocan, if you're reading this (as I know you probably are) then rest assured - I WILL find you. Unless I get bored first.