[freddyfox]

Well, anyways, I'm forced to go and visit our cousins and their two "I've-just-drank-seven-bottles-of-sugar" kids. So, anyways, we have some pizza for supper (Since it would be impossible to cook.) and afterwards, I decided to go out and watch the gophers in the field. I stand still, they come up and look at me, blah blah blah. I eventually kneel down and hold out a grass chute for them. I forgot that I forgot to wash my hands back at the ol' house. So the gopher, instead of biting the grass chute, starts clawing at my hand. Nothing serious, I have birds digging into my skin all the time. Then he starts BITING my finger joint. I pull my hand away really quickly. After about 2 more times of this, I decide to go and get some bandages. (Those critters can bite.)

The moral? Wash your hands, or the gophers will think your hand is food.