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Originally posted by Pith
*makes plan*
First I'm going to seduce the king's wife or daughter and get her to like me and then I'm gonna pretend I kidnapped her and make the king come to me to get her back and then I kill him and be king and then I cut off the beer supply so the pirates will give in and I take over 1/2 the sea and then I kill zormites and take over full control and then I'll ahve 3 kingdoms and kill the other 2 and own the main island mauhahahahahahahahahah ummm it's unlikly that this will happy 
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Kings dont go to rescue the Princess! He sends a daring young Knight in for a reward
Pirates make their own beer?
Zormites were only easy to conquer when I took over
Samurai most likely wont fall as they have some good allies
Forest wont fall because they have a driving ambishion (sp?) to live on.