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Originally posted by Tyhm
Sifl: Hi everybody, we're gonna talk to Chester for a while. Hey man.
Chester: [nervously] Hey. Heh.
Sifl: Can we have some advice, uh, from you about women? And love?
Chester: [nervously] Heh. Sure. Yeah.
Sifl: Okay
Chester: [nervously] I'm king
Sifl: Okay, when do you think is the right time to tell a girl that you like her?
Chester: [nervously] I dunno....heh...maybe in a carwash or something? It's quiet?
Sifl: Eh, okay, have you ever been in a fight over a woman?
Chester: [nervously] Heh, I've kinda done some drivebys, in that direction...
Sifl: For...You've done drivebys...for a woman?!?
Chester: [nervously] Yeah, I drove by their house, couple different times in the day....
Sifl: Uh, okay, do you know the language of love?
Chester: [nervously] Yes, like...
Sifl: How's it go?
Chester: [nervously] Hey fruitylips, c'mon, c'mon home with me sugarbutt.
Sifl: You call a girl Sugarbutt?
Chester: [nervously] heh, yeah, and I keep cereal in my pockets to feed 'em.
Sifl: Uh, okay, well, thanks Chester
Chester: [nervously] heh, sure, just keep all this stuff under wraps, right?
Sifl: [laughing] Okay, thanks.
Chester: Okay, thanks, bye!

AHAHAHA YES! I was listening to that right when I read this post..
I swear, Tyhm, some how, we are connected through insanity.

Anyway, I believe that you can only love one person. It just isnt right to not show your loyalty to one while flowering the others with gifts or something. You also cant get married to 2 people, I believe