[sniperjoe10]

Originally posted by Tyhm
Sifl: Hi everybody, we're gonna talk to Chester for a while. Hey man.
Chester: [nervously] Hey. Heh.
Sifl: Can we have some advice, uh, from you about women? And love?
Chester: [nervously] Heh. Sure. Yeah.
Sifl: Okay
Chester: [nervously] I'm king
Sifl: Okay, when do you think is the right time to tell a girl that you like her?
Chester: [nervously] I dunno....heh...maybe in a carwash or something? It's quiet?
Sifl: Eh, okay, have you ever been in a fight over a woman?
Chester: [nervously] Heh, I've kinda done some drivebys, in that direction...
Sifl: For...You've done drivebys...for a woman?!?
Chester: [nervously] Yeah, I drove by their house, couple different times in the day....
Sifl: Uh, okay, do you know the language of love?
Chester: [nervously] Yes, like...
Sifl: How's it go?
Chester: [nervously] Hey fruitylips, c'mon, c'mon home with me sugarbutt.
Sifl: You call a girl Sugarbutt?
Chester: [nervously] heh, yeah, and I keep cereal in my pockets to feed 'em.
Sifl: Uh, okay, well, thanks Chester
Chester: [nervously] heh, sure, just keep all this stuff under wraps, right?
Sifl: [laughing] Okay, thanks.
Chester: Okay, thanks, bye!

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