[Kaimetsu]

Grim Squeaker:

Make it so that every single thing you ever do get's recorded in a huge journal in your account, E.G:

"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You swing your sword."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You get hit for [number] damage by [name]"
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You kill [name]."
"You take a step."
"You take a step."
"You get killed by [name]."

That would easily make it the best ever. Yeah. Seriously. Really.