[Kaimetsu]

I suggest that we have 154 different classes of cards. These each have a different aptitude on different types of land, and there are 43 different types of land. These won't be written down anywhere so you'll have to remember them.

Next, the play will go as follows:

As the game starts, one player tosses a coin. If that coin comes up heads then the player goes first, EXCEPT if the other person's name starts with a T or if it is a Sunday. The starting player chooses from one of his cards (the total amount of playable cards varies, based on what kind of mood Stefan is in on that day. Happy=53, Medium=42, Sad=35.2). Then he can choose to use that card in one of seven ways.

First, he may count up the black pixels on it and multiply that number by his total online time in seconds, divided by how often he has eaten pineapple souffle in his life. Then he looks for the word in the dictionary with position equal to this number. If this word is considered to be l33t enough by the grand card masters (who must oversee every game) then the player may damage his opponent. This is done by taking the first person's age, deducting the second person's number of cats and adding 4.84. Finally, that number is discarded and replaced by "2". This is the damage done by the attack.

Second, he may stop, look at the rulebook in his hand and say "This is extremely stupid". He may then go and slay whoever thought that complicated card systems would be a good idea, and devise a new system to replace it. After claiming worldwide victory with his nice 'n' simple game, he may assume himself to be the victor.

Third, he may...

Etc, etc. Do you see my point?