Or you could chop your name and make this
NPC Code:
There once was a person named Kai
who thought he was quite the hot guy
he looked in the mirror
to see his worst fear
he face was covered with pie!
and one for Kamoo
NPC Code:
There was a king named Kamoo
who didnt know how to tie shoes
He yelled at his knights
and started to fight
Hes singing the anti shoe blues =]