- When you get up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on the computer
- You fantasize about people you meet online
- You say "laugh out loud" when something is funny
- You speak in 1337
- You have yourself in your messenger buddy list so you can check your own online stats
- Your computer hasn't been turned off in a month
- You have completely customised every possible thing in your operating system
- You have withdrawals when you can't access a computer immediately
- You clean your computer more than you clean yourself
- You have named your computer or computer accessories
- You don't want anyone else using your computer
That's all I can think of
