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Old 02-19-2002, 08:04 PM
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Originally posted by Kaimetsu
Theory: He bought a flaming rabbit from the local fruit stand so that he could use it to burn away the fleas that he caught from a meerkat. The rabbit originally belonged to a shogunate who, on hearing news of its incineration, took a beretta and set out to find revenge.
Indeed.

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