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Old 02-06-2002, 03:32 PM
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Than threaten those who oppose them and do not reconize the higherarchy removal from the kingdom, and their heads to be chopped off!
Guard: Thew king has approved your release, peasant.

Prisoner: Thank et'Talek! Truly! To think I would spend my years in this hell-hole just for stealing a loaf of bread...

Guard: Your plan worked sire! He confessed!

King: Behead the swine!
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