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Originally posted by nyghtGT
because i am a crazy Graal Psycho i advise you to not get your foot stuck in the toilet, then as your foot slowly looses circulation you get stung by a mosquito and contract Nile River disease. Then after the FD removes your leg from the potty you go and take a swim in the lake. Not realizing you have contracted Nile River Syndrom/Disease and the fact there are alligators in the lake you go for your swim and your left ear as well as your thumb and pointer finger on your right hand are bit off. As you lie helpless on the hospital bed a young boy comes up to you and just smiles at you. This bringing little joy in all your misery you smile back. As you turn your head to rest the boy his your poopy foot and steals your wallet. As if things could not get anyworse. You suddenly realize you left the stove on. When you return home you find your house in a pit of ash. Then you decide to go to a football game and cheer your pains away. Well congradulations your team has won but on the way out you stumble and fall over and get trampled in a slow crush by a drunk and celebrative crowd. The moral of this story is not to tell people not to tell other people die ....
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Just 1 thing, did I live?