A Stupid Phillip Story!
Once upon a time, there was a misled lad named Phillip. Now Phillip lived in Germany, as most Germans do, but amongst the other Germans of Germany, Phillip was frowned upon for his outspoken stupidity. (POOR PHILLIP!!) Because he was not liked, Phillip stayed indoors, where he would post on the Graal Forums, and annoy people with his terribly broken english. Yes, sadly he was seen as a plauge; not only to the Graalian society, but to the German society as well. So, the German people got together, and decided Phillip had to go...
So, in order to get rid of Phillip, they told him, if he took a long boat ride away from Germany, he would become Graal 2001 staff. Easily tricked by this ruse, Phillip got on the next trash barge out to some deserted island which is the site for a landfill. On the barge, Phillip saw a rancid pop tart, covered with mold, and fruit fly larvae. To Phillip, this looked like a cream danish; which delighted him. So, with no hesitation, Phillip swallowed the pop tart whole, and choked on it, then died. This is the sad, yet true story of Phillip.