[WeirdmanI9]

Me (JR) the Bomy-Bopot Representitive of the Universe, has been called the announce that what all of you little pitiful humans thought was a star, which was really the evil bomy-bopot mothership, has landed into the pitiful country known as Graal 2001. No, this is not an act of terrorism upon the coutry, but our engines have failed. This has happen before, but what is now known as Mount Antora used to be our Mothership. All of the members of the human race of the country of Graal 2001 have either 2 choices

A. Fight with us and be slaves
B. Stay and die like the rest

You stand no chance because the current bomy-bopots from the Mount Antora landing did not have the same BAES designs we have come up with in the past few years. Pick either A or B NOW.

The choice is up to you, but the invasion has begun...

Sincerely,
JR Chill, Leader of the Bomy Race