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Originally posted by TrueHeaT
french pencils 
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I hate those dang Chinese pencils, they always jam up the pencil sharpener and they never write well because they break!...
oh, well anyway. Incase any of you in the future are going to work and an alam goes off, immediately break the alarm, take off your trench coat, remove "1" glove, place the glove near the alarm, then ditch your coat in the nearest trash can. It would also be good if you could leave trails of blood so that the police could track you down.
Or you could do the SMART thing, and call the police saying where you are, what happened, and then wait for them to come. Once the police come, explain to them what happened, tell them you work at the building, say HAPPY HOLIDAY!, and notify them that you will be working in the building for the rest of the day.