[Drakeero]

Oh no no no, those are LITTLE sharks. Fish for sharks like they did in the US navy. Stick a chunk of meat from the kitchen onto a big hook. Attach it to some steel cable, hook the other end to some welded in place steel railing, and toss it over the edge of the U.S.S. Enterprise aircraft carrier.

Come back a few hours later to find the entire railing gone.


Also, a shot to the soft part of the head [and quite often even a hard part] with some sort of firearm will pretty much work for most things. Why do you think people scream "BOOM HEADSHOT!" so much?