Happy birthday. You made me feel old when I realized you are younger than me, so part of me is seriously considering making a voodoo doll of you (so that I can then make it tell me I'm pretty and smarter than you etc etc). Stop pissing me off Skyld. This is the last time I will warn you.
But honestly, I hope you have a great 21st. It's probably not as exciting or important to you as it would be if you lived in the US, but who gives a ybabtiodstel about that, right? Hope your day is super
