[MontyPython]

For the dual golden uzis, I think it'd be best if we kept it short and realistic.

Here's what I'm thinking:

Your character throws one uzi up straight up in the air, freeing up a hand. He quickly jams another cartridge in the uzi still left in his hand, and then throws a cartridge up in the air. This cartridge throw is perfectly timed and lands in the airborne uzi just as it falls into your outstretched hand.

And then you strike a pose.