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I think the real question here is, what caused your sphincter to be so unreliable in the first place? It's exceedingly rare for a healthy young man to have such problems. Disregarding certain implications, it seems completely inappropriate to include something like that on a server. I mean seriously, it's Graal, not Florida. The people playing are not wearing depends ffs, nor should they have to.

Is it so much to ask to preserve what little dignity we have left, playing this game? And I mean, don't get me wrong. Poop is hilarious! But... you can only take that principle so far. asphinctersayswhat?