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HAHAHA I HAVE A MILLION OF THEM
But i'll only cover two.

Hahaha once in seventh grade we had to have our mommies sign this sheet which shows that they checked out their Language arts folder and mine was in real **** + bad grades haha and i forged my mommas sig and got caught. Dialogue time!!!

Josh - Here, my mom was real sleepy when she signed it (perfect givaway).

**** teacher looks in file, whips out a previous paper my mommy really signed

**** teacher - this ( paper i forged ) 'H' ( first letter of last name) looks alot like that one

**** teacher points to my spelling test which as my name on it with identical 'H'


i'm a smart one haha


second one takes the cake


Hahaha I asked my mommy wut masturbation was

she liek

"you play with yourself to make yourself feel good"
haha exact words


what a great kid i was

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