[Googi]

What the hell? Those are your dreams? A few days ago I had a dream where I was like a 6 or 7 year old kid in medieval England and I found out some kind of government secret so the king decided I had to die, so I had to start hiding from guards under beds and in closets and stuff. Then I escaped the castle and for some reason there was another kid the same age as me with me.

We escape into the mountains where we find some kind of secret science lab and go in. It's full of scientists who work for the government so they try to catch us. And these are badass scientists who do experiments on themselves so they're pretty hyped up. Still, we manage to escape. Then it's like "WOAH TIME JUMP" and the other guy I was with is gone and I'm like 20 years old and leading a revolutionary movement to overthrow the king and establish democracy.

Even though it's medieval England, my crew looks like a bunch of modern-day punks. Also, even though it's medieval England we're in a movie theater getting ready to watch some revolutionary movie to get pumped up. Then some of the king's guys light the place on fire (by short-circuiting the electricity), but just the walls and ceiling get burnt and so we all come out of it pretty okay. Then three knights show up but there's only three of them and there's like fifty of us so I'm like "**** YEAH LET'S KICK ASS" and we start throwing textbooks at them, but they're wearing armour so it doesn't do anything. Then we just rush them and kick their asses.

Then I somehow manage to get together a crew of about 10,000 and we head for the castle to take down the king. Then we get to the castle town and the king shows up and is like "Sup guys, there's going to be a tournament with Germany" and everyone is like "**** YEAH, A TOURNAMENT" and forgets about overthrowing him. Then the king is all like "Oh ho, a sad day for democracy indeed" and generally starts mocking me. But in the end I escape to fight another day.