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Old 07-29-2007, 02:58 AM
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The Zormite Republican Bank of Awesome
My house (the one east of the castle. The good one.) is now the Zormite Republican Bank of Awesome (ZRBA). It works like this:

1. No suckers allowed.

2. To open an account with the Zormite Republican Bank of Awesome you post here saying so or tell me about it. Once your application is processed you get a key to a box on the top floor of the Zormite Republican Bank of Awesome, which you use to do your banking when I'm not on. Processing your application might take a while. Giving me 7 iron bars helps it get processed a lot faster.

3. The ZRBA converts your diamonds into plat if you really want to do that. Just give me your diamonds or leave them in your box and they'll be converted into plat with the formula 1 diamond = 500 plat. This probably won't get used much but in the future it might be possible to do some converting in the opposite direction.

4. The ZRBA gives out loans of both diamonds and platinum. Actually if you really need platinum you can probably just get it given to you without it having to be a loan.

5. Loans are only given out if it's to buy something that will help you make money (this rule is a very loose one, for example loans for speed items are allowed under it.)

6. Allah says charging interest is bad. The ZRBA doesn't charge interest.

7. How much you'll be able to loan out depends on how much I think you're going to pay it back.

8. You can't have more than one loan out at a time.

9. You can request loans from me directly or leave a letter in your box requesting a loan stating how much you want and what it's for, and if it's approved the requested amount will be left in your box.

10. You can repay loans to me directly or by putting the loan repayment in your box.

11. Don't lose your key.

12. Don't give away your key.

13. Don't lose or give away copies of your key (are you an idiot?)

14. If you break rules 11, 12 or 13 tell me and I'll take out whatever is in your box and give it to you. You probably won't be able to get a new box after that unless you give me 7 iron bars.

15. No suckers allowed.
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