
05-10-2007, 05:20 PM
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Zone Oracle
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Padded cell
Posts: 3,947
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You know you are addicted to Zone when you ask random people on the street when the events start.
You know you are addicted to Zone when you mortar people's homes for fun.
You know you are addicted to Zone when you are threatened by a rocket launcher wielding maniac and tell him "lol noob, ur not on ur base".
You know you are addicted to Zone when you climb onto people's roofs and shout out "BASE 1 CAPTURED!".
You know you are addicted to Zone when you go around threatening people with carrots.
You know you are addicted to Zone when you kill people and fire their corpses at passers by and call your gun the ghost rifle.
You know you are addicted to Zone when you jump into a volcano expecting to land safely in the lava caves. |
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